Wednesdays

  • Him: You're stupid. At 2, I understood the theory of relativity.
  • Me: What the fuck?
  • Him: It doesn't matter if I'm stupid. Just so long as someone is stupider than me.
  • Him: At 3, I was enlightened.
  • (pause)
  • I switched on the light, and I was enlightened. Along with everything else around me.
  • Him: At 4, I knew God was whoever I made him out to be.
  • Me: Who?
  • Him: Whoever I make him out to be, lah.
  • Me: Yeah, but who did you make him out to be?
  • Him: Megatron.